Self-paced. Written. On your time.
Inmate Orientation
Your first day inside was the beginning of the conditioning.
You did not walk in blind. You were processed. Assigned a role. Given a script. Told to perform it with a smile. Inmate Orientation is where you stop performing and start seeing.
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What it is
A written look at what corporate trained you to become.
Inmate Orientation is a self-paced, written self-assessment that exposes the workplace conditioning you've learned to operate under, the patterns you developed to survive it, and what those patterns have been costing you. No fluff. No corporate therapy speak.
You work through it on your own time. Twelve scenarios sort your reflexes into five Inmate patterns, or a blend of them. Then you count the cost.
You don't have to quit. You don't even have to hate your job. What's on trial is the arrangement. You can do it on company time. Nobody has to know you're in here.
How it works
You go in order, and you leave with something each time.
Part 1
Intake
What happened to me?
Where the hours you thought were yours actually went.
You leave with
Your Missing Hours Audit
Part 2
Inmate Profile
How did I learn to survive it?
Twelve scenarios. The conditioning pattern, or combination of patterns, driving your workplace reflexes.
You leave with
Your Inmate Profile
Part 3
Your Sentence
What has it cost me?
What your job really costs in hours. It was never just eight a day.
You leave with
Your Sentence Calculation
The five patterns
Not a hierarchy. You may show more than one.
Which one is running your Monday?
Forget the personality quizzes that tell you what kind of leader you are. This one asks what corporate has trained you to become.
The details
Straight facts.
- Format
- Written and self-paced. No live calls, no homework due Friday.
- Time
- About 1.5 to 2 hours. You don't have to do it in one sitting.
- Price
- $57. One payment.
- Access
- Lifetime.
- Refund
- Not for you? Email within 7 days of purchase and you get your money back.
- Opens
- Soon. Get on the list and you'll hear when it does.
Who built this
Built by someone who knows this system from the inside.
I've spent 24 years in corporate, most of it in sales. I also taught yoga for over 10 years, and spent 3.5 years as a director at a yoga company that turned out to run on the same rules, just in a smaller building.
I know this conditioning because I performed it. I was good at it. That was the problem.
Inmate Orientation is the document I wish someone had handed me on my first day inside.
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Before you ask.
What is Inmate Orientation?
A self-paced, written self-assessment that exposes the workplace conditioning you've learned to operate under, the patterns you developed to survive it, and what those patterns have been costing you.
How long does it take?
About 1.5 to 2 hours, at your own pace. You don't have to finish it in one sitting.
Do I have to quit my job or hate it to get something out of this?
No. You don't have to quit and you don't have to hate your job. What's on trial is the arrangement.
Is this a personality quiz?
No. Personality quizzes tell you what kind of leader you are. This one asks what corporate has trained you to become, then shows you what that has been costing you.
What does it cost, and what if it's not for me?
It's $57, one payment, with lifetime access. If it's not for you, email within 7 days of purchase and you get a refund.
When does it open?
Soon. Join the list and you'll get an email when it opens.
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